Category: tory party

I swear at this point our government’s only re…

I swear at this point our government’s only real plan for Brexit negotiations is just to throw out whatever idea they happen to be thinking of at the time and just pray that they can get away with it and that somehow nobody would ever notice how stupid it is.

Then when called on it, they immediately back down. They form a new huddle, and the outcome is that they propose some other nonsense idea that’s immediately laughed out of the room.

I think literally anyone could do a better job of it than our government is currently managing. Just pick like 5 people off the street at random. Don’t even tell them what they’re doing, just bundle them blindfolded into the back of a van and dump them out in Brussels. They’d still get on better than Theresa May’s embarrassing lunatics.

Article: http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/mays-post-brexit-customs-partnership-is-unrealistic-eu-officials-warn-michel-barnier-migrants-plan-illegal_uk_5a78b771e4b00f94fe93f86c?gih

I don’t know who I hate more: The Tory governm…

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Can we make that no-confidence vote a national…

Can we make that no-confidence vote a national referendum? 

Because I would goddamn tapdance to the polling station with bells on to vote ‘no confidence’ in this Skeksis.

Article: https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/28/may-urged-clarify-brexit-position-face-no-confidence-vote

Oh sure, let’s give the disastrous monster eve…

Oh sure, let’s give the disastrous monster even more things to fuck up!

It can no longer be denied that the Tories have a deeply-rooted pathological and ideological hatred of our nation’s health service and want it actively destroyed, burned, sold off in chunks like scrap and the land it occupied salted for the rest of time.

Oh, and Boris Johnson is still Foreign Secretary. Because of course he is.

Just…

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On the one hand I’m a Labour supporter who is happy that Jeremy Corbyn is leading Labour back to being a proper challenge to the Tories and their hideous government after Gordon Brown and Ed Miliband kind of screwed the pooch on the matter.

But on the other hand I’m a Liberal Democrat supporter who deep down is pissed off that what the aforementioned point does is help to reinforce the bullshit and broken two-party dynamic that’s been a complicit factor in throttling the life out of the democracy of this country and that desperately needs to be replaced.

… and yes, I said I’m partly a Liberal Democrat supporter. Bring on the anger.

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I wonder how Theresa May squares this ‘Christian heritage’ malarkey and her own upbringing as the daughter of a vicar with the sheer cost to the lives and well-being of the poor, the sick, the hungry, the impoverished, the disabled, the oppressed, and the less-fortunate among our society not only that she herself has been directly responsible for in her capacity as Prime Minister and formerly Home Secretary, but also that the party she has devoted her life of public service to has wrought in its history.

If I ever interviewed her that’d be the first goddamn thing I’d ask.

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Hey, anyone remember this tweet?

How about this one?

… yeah, I still think about these tweets sometimes. They make me laugh.

Hindsight: As much of a bitch as Theresa May.

Tories: “Stop calling us scum, it’s really offensive and damaging!”Me:

Tories: “Stop calling us scum, it’s really offensive and damaging!”

Me:

Blimey, I’m amazed he could fit a figure that large up his arse…

Blimey, I’m amazed he could fit a figure that large up his arse what with that stick he’s already got up there.

How unpopular does a government need to be for it to be headline-making news that a whole shitload…

How unpopular does a government need to be for it to be headline-making news that a whole shitload of people were actively tracking the flight a Cabinet Minister is on to count down to her getting fired?

That’s insane but that’s a thing that actually happened.

Sometimes I love my country.