Category: tories


So the results are in from the first round of voting for the Tory leadership and according to my detailed in-depth analysis of the votes received… 

we are all turbo-fucked.

It says a lot about the absolute fucking lunat…

It says a lot about the absolute fucking lunatic state of the Tories that I legit had to Google these MPs just to make sure they didn’t actually name their child Brexit.…

Politics is kind of fucking crazy right now if you look at Westminster voting intention polling recently.

This is a very mixed bag in terms of ‘good thing’ or ‘bad thing’ opinions about it.

The good is that the Liberal Democrats are way up, that Tories are collapsing, that UKIP is dead, and to a lesser extent that Change UK are a total irrelevance.

The bad is that roughly one full quarter of the voting population are apparently willing to vote into Parliament members of a party that has no manifesto and absolutely no policy positions on anything that isn’t just complaining that Brexit hasn’t happened yet.

I may hate the Tories and be largely just sick of Labour in general but at least they actually have policies and ideas.

The Brexit Party is the height of pure anti-intellectualism in politics and it leading the polling is nothing short of fucking dangerous.


Hey, how about all you chucklefucks who’ve spent the last 3 years screaming about how horrific and undemocratic the European Union is devote some of that anger to the fact that after the Tory leadership contest is resolved 3 out of our last 4 Prime Ministers will have been appointed by their parties rather than elected by the British public, or that the Tories do not have a majority in the Commons by themselves and are trailing in the polls but still get to just pick a new leader amongst themselves according to their own squabbling and that person will just become the head of the entire fucking government by default?


Oh okay I guess you don’t really care about democracy all that much after all.


With the Tories almost inevitably with their new leader set to move harshly into the ‘No Deal Brexit, woo!’ camp of thought right alongside Farage’s gaggle of stupid malicious cunts, the Labour party is going to have to really pull it’s fucking thumb out of its arse and get on board the ‘just stop Brexit’ train here.

The smaller parties like the Lib Dems and Greens in England, the SNP in Scotland and Plaid in Wales are going to need Labour as one of the two major parties to fucking get on side to stop Boris fucking Johnson or whatever hard Brexiting shitstirrer the psychotic Tories install as overlord from yanking us out of the EU with no deal and fucking the entire country to satisfy them and their owns’ private interests.

Come on Tories, make Jeremy Hunt your next lea…

Come on Tories, make Jeremy Hunt your next leader. After 9 years of putting up with your bullshit you may as well give me £48.75 for my troubles.


Seriously though, regarding Theresa May’s resignation and her replacement as Prime Minister:

The obvious consensus among, well, everyone is that the Tories are going to install a hard Brexiteer for the job on the wisdom that Theresa May being a Remainer during the EU referendum campaign means she was always too weak on Brexit because she didn’t personally want it to ever happen and a new hard Brexit-loving PM will be stronger and get it done properly.

But… what is it they think they can do, exactly?

I mean as much as some of it is down to being incompetent, sure, there is a reason that Theresa May spent so long trying to negotiate a deal and withdrawal settlement with the European Union.

I’d love to see reality crash down on the new dickhead’s ego when they stroll into Number 10 and immediately try and just yank us out of the EU with no deal and no agreement only to find out that oh shit, yeah you can’t really just do that as easily as every drunk twat in a Wetherspoons for the past 3 years seems to think you can.

And good luck on them trying to forge lasting relationships and deals with any other nation on Earth after they prove that the UK is an untrustworthy twat on the world stage because our leaders are liable to just bail on deals and arrangements while flipping everyone else involved the bird at a moment’s notice.

Just saying.

If anyone is dumb enough to think that Theresa May being replaced is now the end of this Brexit nonsense then they are about to be violently disabused of that notion because this shit is far from over.

Boris Johnson confirms he will bid for Tory le…

Boris Johnson confirms he will bid for Tory leadership:

As if the Tory party’s troubles can’t get any worse,  they’ll have to fight off the leadership bid of this ludicrous psychotic clown.

I love it. I love seeing them suffer.

Tories brought low by their blithering incompe…

  • Tories brought low by their blithering incompetence.
  • UKIP sinking further into pointlessness and obscurity.
  • Labour’s stupid plan of stubbornly fence-sitting fucking them over.
  • Greens making huge gains.
  • Liberal Democrats making huger gains and doing the best of all parties.

I love being able to look at election results and not feel overwhelming misery.

Now we just have to endure a solid week of Labour fans crying that the BBC wasn’t sucking Corbyn’s cock with praise for losing 52 councilors and 6 councils (because apparently saying both major parties took losses is EVIL PRO-TORY BIAS), and headline after headline from people who seem to once again be suddenly realising that maybe the Lib Dems aren’t dead and buried… the same thing everyone in the media seems to realise every fucking time the Lib Dems actually do good to okay in elections before instantly forgetting the party exists until the next go-around.

Oh and of course the 500 smug tossers making the “I think we should re-run the elections because I don’t like the result” non-joke about the Lib Dem gains that they always make while always seeming to think they’re the first one to ever say the most genius thing ever said.

Fareed on Brexit: Britain suddenly looks like a banana…

Fareed on Brexit: Britain suddenly looks like a banana republic

Britain’s genuinely want to leave the EU because they see it as a statist juggernaut. But in virtually every other member country, euro sceptics see it as a free market juggernaut […]. So, either all those other countries, 27 of them, have it backwards, or Britain’s conservative party has gone nuts.