Category: theresa may

Interesting fact of the day… Theresa may is related to…

Interesting fact of the day… Theresa may is related to Brian May of Queen?? 
No just kidding but can you imagine??

I want some hardcore Brexit rebellion in the Tory party to oust Theresa May from Downing Street and…

I want some hardcore Brexit rebellion in the Tory party to oust Theresa May from Downing Street and replace her with a die-hard Brexiteer.

Because maybe then when Brexit inevitably goes tits-up those morons will have to confront the reality that the ideal they voted for was a lunatic’s demented fever-dream and own up to their hideous mistakes.

Because right now I feel like when the Brexit shit truly rockets fanward the hardcore Brexiteer horde are just going to blame it on ‘Remainer’ Theresa to avoid any responsibility for the whole mess themselves.

They’ll spend ages playing the media with the “we shouldn’t have trusted Brexit to someone who didn’t go to bed every night masturbating to the thought of Jeane-Claude Juncker crying” line to avoid facing any ramifications for the shitshow they’ve managed to inflict upon the rest of us.

And if we are doomed to Brexit, the last fucking thing I want is the bastards who doomed us to it getting away with any of their bullshit.

I love how pretty much any news regarding Theresa May right now can be reacted to with the phrase “aww, that’d be a shame if it were anyone but you.”

This just in: Britain is now being governed by a group of actual…

This just in: Britain is now being governed by a group of actual five year olds.

Jesus, just imagine how absolutely fucked your party must be for it to reach the point where Boris…

Jesus, just imagine how absolutely fucked your party must be for it to reach the point where Boris fucking Johnson is the only person who might be able to save you.

Wall Street moves to Frankfurt as Brexit doubts grow

Wall Street moves to Frankfurt as Brexit doubts grow

That speech really was just Theresa May’s premiership in microcosm wasn’t it?Awkward,…

That speech really was just Theresa May’s premiership in microcosm wasn’t it?

Awkward, cringe-inducing to watch, with things literally falling apart as she desperately tries to pretend everything’s fine.

sturdywiththewordy: Just in case you wanted an update on how we’re doing at the moment: our Prime…

sturdywiththewordy:

Just in case you wanted an update on how we’re doing at the moment: our Prime Minister gave her conference speech today and had an excruciating coughing fit (the Chancellor of the Exchequer gave her a lozenge)

A prankster went up to her and gave her a P45 form “from Boris”

A closer look:

And as if it couldn’t get any worse, the letter F dropped off the sign behind her:

[insert “no Fs were given” joke here]

Even her staff are low key trolling her:

That’s not to mention the fact that she was wearing a Frida Kahlo bracelet – even though Kahlo was a feminist, communist, artist, Trotsky’s lover, despised all May stands for…

But yes, we are totally and completely fine over here. (Please help us)

No, Theresa May is not going to fire Boris Johnson.

She gave him the high-profile job in the first place to quell any possible leadership challenge as she perceived him as the most prominent and formidable opponent she could have if she had to fight for her leadership.

Firing him is pretty much the one course of action all-but guaranteed to increase the chance of an internal rebellion against her and a challenge with Johnson as the favoured replacement as Tory leader.

He can say any dumb shit he wants. As long as he is even remotely perceived as being in any way a threat to her leadership she’s going to keep him in a prominent cabinet position.

Because the only thing we can ever trust Theresa May on is that defending her own position of power is always more important to her than anything else.

Are we really trusting Brexit to the government of a woman who can’t comprehend that when appearing…

Are we really trusting Brexit to the government of a woman who can’t comprehend that when appearing as the Prime Minister in “Prime Minister’s Questions” you actually have to bother to answer at least some of the aforementioned questions at some point?