Category: nigel farage


The series finale of the UK looks great! (x)





i’m not saying everything would be fine if nigel farage died in that plane crash but there would have been no referendum 

Can’t believe I forgot about that!

Wasn’t the crash caused by the UKIP banner it was trailing getting tangled in something?

yeah the banner got caught in the tail fin i think. and the pilot had a nervous breakdown afterwards and threatened to kill him bc he thought he was milking the attention, and he died a few years ago

cocainesocialist:you simply love to see it The…


you simply love to see it

The new wave of throwing milkshakes over fascists in Britain is truly breathtaking. There is literally no way that anyone can have gravitas when covered in milkshake.


Today alone I’ve seen like 5 people from my Facebook friend list either posting crap in support of the Brexit Party or shouting that Nigel Farage needs to be Prime Minister.

…  why the fuck am I friends with these people!?

Handy example of why I’ll be voting Liberal De…

Handy example of why I’ll be voting Liberal Democrat in the upcoming EU elections.

They’re the strongest pro-Remain presence down this neck of the woods.

Plus Nigel Farage is an MEP for the South East so I’ll relish being able to directly vote against that fucking skidmark on the underside of British politics.


How the Brexit Party’s existence will play out:

  1. They’ll do well in the Euro elections, succeeding in being elected to a body they don’t like with the sole purpose of making themselves redundant.
  2. Come the next GE they’ll get a lot of votes but’ll be so spread out geographically it won’t amount to any MPs.
  3. They’ll gain 1 or 2 MPs due to Tories defecting.
  4. Brexit will happen with zero involvement from them.
  5. Their polling will shrink as the people who wanted Brexit, now they have Brexit, will migrate back to the Tories.
  6. They’ll fall into obscurity, go through a series of new leaders in quick succession after Farage quits.
  7. Their ex-Tory MPs will defect back or lose their seats at the next general election.
  8. They’ll start appealing more and more the far-right lunatics and their status as a useless joke with no reason to exist will be cemented forever.

How do I know this?

Because we’ve all been through this dog-and-pony show before with UKIP.


Farage’s Brexit Party (that’s totally not just a new version of UKIP, honest) unveils itself and it’s ultimate champion:

Annunziata Rees-Mogg, champion of the downtrodden against the elitists!

Lord give me strength to deal with this latest stupidity…

Ukip faces ‘utter marginalisation’ if it embra…

Ukip faces ‘utter marginalisation’ if it embraces hard right, says Nigel Farage:

UKIP ‘faces’ marginalisation, Nigel?


You’re at 2% in the polls right now you muppet. Your party is marginalised already, because it’s pointless. Any role as ‘champions of Brexit’ has now been ceded to the Tory party you originally came from and all UKIP has left is pointless waffle and directionless xenophobia just for the sake of making noise to pretend someone still cares about you.

UKIP has nothing left. This is typically what happens when a party whose entire reason for existing is to campaign for its own irrelevance gets what it wants.

You have no seats in the House of Commons. 
3 in the House of Lords.
4 in the Welsh Assembly.
2 in the London Assembly.
108 local seats in the whole of the nation’s local government.

The only place you do have any say in anything is the European Parliament and when you get your way properly you won’t even have that.

Just let UKIP die on the rubbish bin of history, for fuck’s sake.

Stop trying to make UKIP happen, it’s not going to happen.

Bloomberg Journalist Explains Brexit’s “Big…

Bloomberg Journalist Explains Brexit’s “Big Short” To James O’Brien

So remember when Farage said on the night of the 23rd that it looks like remain won? 

It appears that the polls he got from his friends in the financial institutions suggested quite the opposite? So why go infront of the cameras and say something else? Except of course you have a big bed running against GPB Sterling, and would like to maximize ones profit.

Well, have look at this picture, dug out by the New European:  3:35am, June 24, 2016. Sterling is in freefall. And Nigel Farage is beaming

The full Bloomberg story is well worth reading, and can be found


The Brexit Short: How Hedge Funds Used Private Polls to Make Millions

St. George’s Day is officially cancelled lads.

St. George’s Day is officially cancelled lads.