This is just where the world’s politics is right now.
An embarrassing bumblefuck of a Foreign Secretary has to go on Fox News, the ‘racist uncle’ of television news networks, to try and convince a walking disaster of a man-child that the US currently reluctantly calls its President to stay in the Iran nuclear deal, a crucially important diplomatic arrangement.
Big Ben is going to need repairs because, let’s face it, it’s a very old clock. And if a clock expert tells you that you’re massive clock needs repairing you listen to them, right?
Apparently Theresa May is okay with denouncing the lack of bongs, despite being very far from a clock expert, and yet on the same day she didn’t denounce Trump for his whole “both sides were as bad as each other even though one side featured neo-Nazis” debacle. Interesting priorities.