Category: Donald Trump

Boris Johnson uses Fox & Friends to urge Trump…

Boris Johnson uses Fox & Friends to urge Trump to stay in Iran deal:

This is just where the world’s politics is right now.

An embarrassing bumblefuck of a Foreign Secretary has to go on Fox News, the ‘racist uncle’ of television news networks, to try and convince a walking disaster of a man-child that the US currently reluctantly calls its President to stay in the Iran nuclear deal, a crucially important diplomatic arrangement.

What is even the hell with anything any more?

The only wall Donald Trump has actually built …

The only wall Donald Trump has actually built is The Rachel Maddow Show’s “Trump Administration Departures” wall and it is indeed a big, beautiful wall.

My birthday is July 13th.

My birthday is July 13th.

I’m not sure if this is going to be the worst birthday present ever, or the best birthday present ever.

I mean I hate the fucker with every fibre of my being, but the news reports about the protests he’s inevitably going to be met with will surely be good for a hell of a laugh if nothing else.

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Lads Trump’s visit to the UK has finally been announced and poetic justice: he’s coming on Friday 13th (July)

Lets take a look back at some of the big stori…

Lets take a look back at some of the big stories from 2017! what happened?

This is real. This is a real Tweet sent by the…

This is real. This is a real Tweet sent by the President of the United States.

The President of the United States of America.
The Leader of the Free World
The Commander in Chief of the most powerful military on the planet

He actually sent this.

We’re all fucking dead…

Do… do you think he knows what he’s jus…

Do… do you think he knows what he’s just admitted to?

In other news:Yes, the President of the United States is still a…

In other news:

Yes, the President of the United States is still a ridiculous fucking idiot.

Big Ben is going to need repairs because, let’s face it,…

Big Ben is going to need repairs because, let’s face it, it’s a very old clock. And if a clock expert tells you that you’re massive clock needs repairing you listen to them, right?

Apparently Theresa May is okay with denouncing the lack of bongs, despite being very far from a clock expert, and yet on the same day she didn’t denounce Trump for his whole “both sides were as bad as each other even though one side featured neo-Nazis” debacle. Interesting priorities.

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up I think…Donald J. Trump…

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up I think…

Donald J. Trump is not the 45th President of the United States of America.

He is the 2nd President of the Confederate States of America.