Category: Boris Johnson


Me observing the reaction by Johnson fans to the news reports of police being called to his house over a potential domestic incident:

Oh goodie, I guess the “FAKE NEWS!” defence has finally made the full-on jump from Trumpism to Johnsonism over here. Fan-fucking-tastic.


It’s getting harder to laugh at America’s political issues when we’re about to have a blonde ludicrous cretinous moron as our head of government and a Tory MP literally just assaulted a woman and Tory voters are coming out of the woodwork to justify and excuse him by making up unfounded conspiracy theories about the woman that was attacked.

So, y’know, we’ve got our own fucking issues going on right here.


At this point I want Jeremy Hunt to become PM for some very simple reasons:

  1. He’s objectively a tad more tolerable as a public figure than Boris Johnson is.
  2. I’d win money on that bet I placed ages ago.
  3. We’d get even more moments of newsreaders accidentally saying ‘cunt’ on live TV when talking about him.

Boris Johnson to appear in court over miscondu…

Boris Johnson to appear in court over misconduct claims:

Boris Johnson: UK will leave EU in October, de…

Boris Johnson: UK will leave EU in October, deal or no deal:

Boris Johnson there willing to financially ruin the country he wants to lead just to make himself seem more appealing to the maniacs he needs the backing of in order to get that power.

Brexit: Endgame – The Hidden Money, with Stephen Fry

Brexit: Endgame – The Hidden Money, with Stephen Fry

Boris Johnson confirms he will bid for Tory le…

Boris Johnson confirms he will bid for Tory leadership:

As if the Tory party’s troubles can’t get any worse,  they’ll have to fight off the leadership bid of this ludicrous psychotic clown.

I love it. I love seeing them suffer.


So when Theresa May finally, finally, finally decides to actually fuck off this is the reported potential list of challengers for the Tory leadership:

  • Jeremy Hunt
  • Sajid Javid
  • Amber Rudd
  • Michael Gove
  • Matt Hancock
  • Liz Truss
  • Gavin Williamson
  • Andrea Leadsom
  • Stephen Barclay
  • Penny Mordaunt
  • Boris Johnson
  • Dominic Raab

It’s like a who’s who of utter lunatics, nobodies and psychotics that I wouldn’t let run a fucking bath for me for fear of them managing to drown themselves in the tub while trying.

The only ones I can’t think of something absolutely fucking hideous, or absolutely fucking stupid, or both, about are the two whose names I genuinely don’t even think I’d ever heard before I saw this list. Hi Matt Hancock and Stephen Barclay, I’m sure I’ll hate you too once I find out who the fuck you even are.

This leadership contest is going to be a fucking clown car pileup of epic proportions.

Fears of Brexit ‘doomsday’ spark race against time –

Fears of Brexit ‘doomsday’ spark race against time –

The Government is facing a race against the Brexit “doomsday” clock, including the need to employ 1,000 extra full-time customs and veterinary inspectors as part of contingency plans.

And in today’s FM4 news:

The European Union is telling governments and companies to prepare for the scenario of Britain leaving the bloc without an agreement in place. Brexit talks are stalled, and PM Theresa May’s divorce plan has been facing tough oppositions on all sides. Irish Taoiseach, Leo Varadkar has said his government is making contingency plans …