Category: Boris Johnson

Boris Johnson uses Fox & Friends to urge Trump…

Boris Johnson uses Fox & Friends to urge Trump to stay in Iran deal:

This is just where the world’s politics is right now.

An embarrassing bumblefuck of a Foreign Secretary has to go on Fox News, the ‘racist uncle’ of television news networks, to try and convince a walking disaster of a man-child that the US currently reluctantly calls its President to stay in the Iran nuclear deal, a crucially important diplomatic arrangement.

What is even the hell with anything any more?

Female Egyptian engineering student, 18, beaten to death by ten-strong girl gang in suspected race hate attack

Female Egyptian engineering student, 18, beaten to death by ten-strong girl gang in suspected race hate attack:

Every detail of this case if horrifying:

“Just one man tried to defend her, but no one else tried to interfere”

And the famously underfunded NHS?

“The hospital sent her home despite her severe cerebral haemorrhage.”

According to CNN: Egypt wants answers in death of teenage student in UK and understandably so!

But this is not an isolated case anymore, race motivated crimes are not a systemic problem in the UK. Just the day before a Black boy ‘tied to lamppost and whipped’ at school’s “mock slave auction” run by white teenagers. (The Times, BBCMirror) And last year the BBC reported a 29% rise in hate crimes in England and Wales. 

Something that doesn’t reflect well on Boris Johnson outrage, when at the end of his visit to India, Emmanuel Macron directly addressed Indian students to choose France if they want to study in Europe.

‏The Brexiteers, who played the racism card at every given opportunity in the run up of the EU referendum are now seriously complaining? 

”Boris Johnson says Britain will now help Turkey join EU despite using prospect to help win referendum”

Sarcasm? Hypocrite?  I honestly can’t think of a word expressing my disgust with these Individuums.

So my advice to all foreign students thinking about going to study in the UK is clear: Go to France!! Or Germany, or Slovenia? Anywhere by England!

UK’s unemployment suffers unexpected rise

UK’s unemployment suffers unexpected rise:

What do you mean “unexpected”?

And the obvious market reaction: Pound Decline Deepens as U.K. Jobless Rate Unexpectedly Climbs (Bloomberg) 

And keep in mind, this is old data, so the recently announced manufacturing and banking layoffs will not be factored into these numbers for another quarter or two.

If you have recently been fired due to Brexit, remember to keep a steep upper lip, and be cheerful. After all, it won’t be as bad as a Mad Max-style world!

Oh sure, let’s give the disastrous monster eve…

Oh sure, let’s give the disastrous monster even more things to fuck up!

It can no longer be denied that the Tories have a deeply-rooted pathological and ideological hatred of our nation’s health service and want it actively destroyed, burned, sold off in chunks like scrap and the land it occupied salted for the rest of time.

Oh, and Boris Johnson is still Foreign Secretary. Because of course he is.

Just…

This is not boris johnson!!

This is not boris johnson!!

This just in: Britain is now being governed by a group of actual…

This just in: Britain is now being governed by a group of actual five year olds.

You know… I kind of want Boris Johnson to be Prime Minister.I mean, I want him to be it in…

You know… I kind of want Boris Johnson to be Prime Minister.

I mean, I want him to be it in the same dark and twisted, masochistic way that some part of my brain wanted Donald Trump to become President: Because I know the resulting catastrophic shitshow would be at least kind of hilarious to laugh at and relentlessly mock in the brief moment of time before it fucking kills us all.

EU braces for Brexit talks collapse as May falters

EU braces for Brexit talks collapse as May falters

Jesus, just imagine how absolutely fucked your party must be for it to reach the point where Boris…

Jesus, just imagine how absolutely fucked your party must be for it to reach the point where Boris fucking Johnson is the only person who might be able to save you.

No, Theresa May is not going to fire Boris Johnson.

She gave him the high-profile job in the first place to quell any possible leadership challenge as she perceived him as the most prominent and formidable opponent she could have if she had to fight for her leadership.

Firing him is pretty much the one course of action all-but guaranteed to increase the chance of an internal rebellion against her and a challenge with Johnson as the favoured replacement as Tory leader.

He can say any dumb shit he wants. As long as he is even remotely perceived as being in any way a threat to her leadership she’s going to keep him in a prominent cabinet position.

Because the only thing we can ever trust Theresa May on is that defending her own position of power is always more important to her than anything else.