Category: asks

The real British National Anthem – Come On Eil…

The real British National Anthem – Come On Eileen

ONLY FACTS HERE.

– Dominique

I hate the way teenagers act in this country. …

I hate the way teenagers act in this country. And I am a teenager.

Nothing quite like demonising youth culture early on a Wednesday morning.

– Dominique

Can we delete and start again

Can we delete and start again

Turn the country off and on again.

To those who are worried about GCSE’s an…

To those who are worried about GCSE’s and A Levels: yes it’s important but put yourself first! I did shit but still ended up in a really cool job at ITV achieving my dreams 👍🏻

A pro tip from a pro! Thank you for this!

– Dominique

To the anon who hates GCSEs: Mood but like, I&…

To the anon who hates GCSEs: Mood but like, I'd kill to be doin gcses? a levels is better but man, I am s t r e s s e d

It’s not a competition as to who is suffering the most, but my deepest sympathies are also with you, anon. A levels are horrendous too, but again: YOU GOT THIS! YOU CAN DO IT!

– Dominique

GCSEs are a bitch and I hate them

GCSEs are a bitch and I hate them

Aw, pal we’ve all been there. Don’t worry – you’ll pull through! Think of the long-term goals! Sending much love and support

– Dominique

Opinions on Norfolk?

Opinions on Norfolk?

Provides classic amusing quiz team name (Norfolk and Chance).

Reputation for incest, bad accents and backwardness (have y’all discovered electricity yet?).

My sympathies with all Norfuckers.

– Dominique

where's the north/south divide?

where's the north/south divide?

In England? The midlands probably. There’s such hatred for the midlands up north too, it’s one of the only things that I, as a Yorkshireman, can agree with a Lancastrian on as I live in Liverpool. Choose a side!!!!!!

– Roe

Today I was having a driving lesson and there …

Today I was having a driving lesson and there was a Land Rover pulled up with hazard lights on so I’m like “okay cool let’s go around” and as I’m passing it the drivers stood there staring at a fucking swan

Staring at or keeping it at bay with a staring contest?

– Roe

Have you watched the league of gentlemen 20th …

Have you watched the league of gentlemen 20th anniversary special?

No

– Roe