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So if Brexit can’t be stopped how’s this for an alternative plan:

Let Northern Ireland reunite with Ireland and remain in the EU, let Scotland go independent and remain in the EU, and let Wales and England leave the EU because they’re the only countries in the union who want to.

Just give the rest of us time before it’s all finalised to make arrangements to move to one of the nations going the way we want (Remainers to Ireland/Scotland, Leavers to Wales/England) that way everyone can be happy.

Cause I’d much rather live in the land of sexy Irish accents than be stuck in Boris Johnson’s nationalist version of little England any fucking day.