Didn’t expect to read right-wing journalist Toby Young’s weird homoerotic Boris Johnson fan-fiction with Nazi undertones this morning but there you go.

The Übermensch is a philosophical concept of essentially the human ideal, the ultimate version of humanity and a superior being. Superman being the classic almost literal example of the idea.

Let’s just take a moment to ponder how absolutely fucked up your life, your grip on reality and your basic standards of decency and behaviour must be for this to be your golden standard of idealised humanity:

And yes I’m avoiding the obvious association with the Nazi embracing of the Übermensch as their ideal of the ‘master race’ to make a more basic point that anyone who can find Boris Johnson remotely appealing in any kind of fashion is clearly certifiably insane.