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Boris Johnson will officially meet the Queen and be officially named Prime Minister tomorrow but, and here’s why I find this all so fucking horrific:

Can anyone actually name one positive thing, literally one positive thing, that Boris has ever actually succeeded at?

If I had the same record of staggering incompetence in my job that Boris Johnson has in his various forms of employment I would have been perma-fired long ago, I wouldn’t be just about to take over as the fucking CEO!