Anyone who thinks Boris Johnson will lead Britain into a bold future of being strong, independent and beholden to no other nations or alliances should be violently disabused of that notion by the fact that the British Ambassador to the US resigned after telling an objective truth about Donald Trump, who then flipped out like a child on Twitter about it, because said Ambassador knew that Johnson would fire him anyway so he could be replaced with someone who will be more flattering about the psychotic manbaby in the White House.

I really hope that 17.4 million all went into the voting booth in June 2016 casting their vote for Leave confident in the knowledge that we’d become a Johnson-led 51st American state, because apparently in Brexitland any outcome of Brexit is alway exactly what everyone voted for, apparently.