things about germany that are actually unironi…

you-had-me-at-e-flat-major:

– ancient rivalry between the north and south branch of the same supermarket
– raw minced pork sandwiches are a thing (yes they can give you hepatitis C) (no that won’t stop them)
– watching an extremely obscure 17-minute comedy short film about a noblewoman and a butler in english every new year’s eve
– never cross the road on red even if it’s 4:30am and the closest car is in andorra because there will be an 80-year-old bavarian woman hiding in the bushes ready to lecture you on road safety