We are in the main relaxation room of a brand new halotherapy center in Madrid. Sometimes referred to as ‘salt therapy’ – halo is the ancient Greek word for ‘salt’ – this peculiar wellness experience is gaining fame all around Europe. The idea is to lie down comfortably whilst breathing deeply micro-particles of natural mineral salt.
The ONLY good that’s come from Brexit (and I feel like it’s an extreme way to get this) is it stopped us from being subjected to Prime Minister Osbourne and his poor hating policies
And Prime Minister May is so much better?
This is what I’ve learned about the modern Conservative party: There is only one member. For all they make noise about their differences (especially posturing over Brexit) every Conservative MP, deep down, is the exact same malevolent psychopathic force of evil. The only difference we the public see is which skinsuit it feels like wearing.
Osbourne-style Conservatism is no different than May-style Conservatism, which will be no different than Johnson-style Conservatism, or Rees-Mogg-style Conservatism, or so on and so forth.
Same shit, different anus. Always aimed squarely at the poor, the disabled, and the young because they don’t vote Tory.
hey guys i have taken over the official swedish twitter account @sweden for the week which means i am now legally the king and also prime minister of sweden (go there and interact with my tweets please i am begging you)
He’s already starting wars
Would it be an unpopular position to state that the one thing that Brexit will achieve that might be kind of worth even some of the bullshit is the hope that Brexit may put a pretty major fucking nail in the coffin of two party politics in this stupid country?